He is just another zombie. It's just another Sunday afternoon for him. Strolling the beach, catching cat while listen to tropical music. Life is purposeful and harmonious. Out of nowhere, that mean old lady appear and hit him with her umbrella. Why? Just for catching her white cats and zombify them? She obviously eat at KFC, something other than cat. Come oonnnnnn... Woman hitting zombie??? What does this apocalyptic world has come to?He will follow anywhere your finger point to. Guide him to the party at the end of the beach. Remember the guideline from Article 10, named Self-defend, section a of the Zombie Party Guidebook issued by the Zombie for Tomorrow Association:- People are mean, the longer they go on, the meaner they get.- Negotiation should only be attempted as the last resort. Human does not have well developed manner, un-unified languages but plenty of brute force.- Zombie should withstand at least 3 hit by any person, especially by umbrella.- Ghost people are also mean, they are out there to chase us.- Zombie are forever but only for pro zombie. Sadly, so are ghosts. Best defense mechanism when seeing ghost is to run.- All drinks are on the house for any zombie catches more than 100 cats (yes, that's also a self-defense thingy related based on something science thingy, STOP ASKING QUESTION!!).
